Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. ~Erma Bombeck
Adolescence is perhaps nature's way of preparing parents to welcome the empty nest. ~Karen Savage and Patricia Adams, The Good Stepmother
In order to know whether a human being is young or old, offer it food of different kinds at short intervals. If young, it will eat anything at any hour of the day or night. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. ~Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. ~Unknown high school principal
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. ~Doug Larson
Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers. ~William Galvin
The best substitute for experience is being sixteen. ~Raymond Duncan
When the boy is growing he has a wolf in his belly. ~German Proverb
In the time it takes you to understand a 14-year-old, he turns 15. ~Robert Brault,
Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers. ~Fran Lebowitz
The teenager seems to have replaced the Communist as the appropriate target for public controversy and foreboding. ~Edgar Friedenberg, The Vanishing Adolescent
The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes - naturally, no one wants to live any other way. ~Judith Martin
There's nothing wrong with the younger generation that becoming taxpayers won't cure. ~Dan Bennett
Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. ~Author Unknown
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